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Poised for victorious upthrust of arms, or defeaterly downthrust of face.2007-08 games and stadiums seen
Invesco Field, Denver, CO: CU 31, CSU 28 (OT)
Gaylord Family Oklahoma Memorial Stadium, Norman, OK: OU 51, Miami (Fla.) 13
Memorial Stadium, Lincoln, NE: USC 49, Nebraska 31
Johnny "Red" Floyd Stadium, Murfreesboro, TN: Western Kentucky 20, Middle Tennessee State 17
Lewis Crews Stadium, Huntsville, AL: Huntsville High School 44, Hazel Green High School 0
Bryant-Denny Stadium, Tuscaloosa, AL: Georgia 26, Alabama 23 (OT)
Doak Campbell Stadium, Tallahassee, FL: No game seen.
Raymond James Stadium, Tampa, FL: South Florida 21, West Virginia 13
Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, "The Swamp", Gainesville, FL: Auburn 20, Florida 17
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC: South Carolina 38, Kentucky 23
Clemson Memorial Stadium, "Death Valley", Clemson, SC: Virginia Tech 41, Clemson 23
Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA: Navy 48, Pittsburgh 45 (2OT)
Beaver Stadium, "Happy Valley", State College, PA: Penn State 38, Wisconsin 7
Michigan Stadium, "The Big House", Ann Arbor, MI: No game seen.
Notre Dame Stadium, South Bend, IN: USC 38, Notre Dame 0
Lane Stadium, Blacksburg, VA: Boston College 14, Virginia Tech 10
Jacksonville Municipal Stadium, "The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party", Jacksonville, FL: Georgia 42, Florida 30
M.M. Roberts Stadium, "The Rock", Hattiesburg, MS: Central Florida 34, Southern Miss 17
Louisiana Superdome, "The Sugar Bowl", New Orleans, LA: No game seen.
Tiger Stadium, "Death Valley", Baton Rouge, LA: No game seen.
Ohio Stadium, "The Horseshoe", Columbus, OH: Ohio State 38, Wisconsin 17
Doyt L. Perry Stadium, "The Doyt", Bowling Green, OH: Watched practice.
Waldo Stadium, Kalamazoo, MI: Central Michigan 34, Western Michigan 31
The Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH: Akron 48, Ohio 37
Mountaineer Field, Morgantown, WV: West Virginia 38, Louisville 31
Neyland Stadium, Knoxville, TN: Tennessee 34, Arkansas 13
Sanford Stadium, "Between the Hedges", Athens, GA: No game seen.
Bobby Dodd Stadium, "The Flats", Atlanta, GA: No game seen.
The Georgia Dome, "The Peach Bowl", Atlanta, GA: No game seen.
Indian Stadium, Jonesboro, AR: Arkansas State 31, North Texas 27
Vaught-Hemingway Stadium, Oxford, MS: LSU 41, Ole Miss 24
Kyle Field, College Station, TX: No game seen. But County was interesting. Darrel K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, TX: No game seen. Vince Young posters everywhere. Agh.
Sun Devil Stadium, "The Valley of the Sun", Tempe, AZ: USC 44, Arizona State 24
Stanford Stadium, Palo Alto, CA: Notre Dame 21, Stanford 14
Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, Los Angeles, CA: USC 24, UCLA 7
The Rose Bowl, Pasadena, CA: USC 49, Illinois 17Paid ads
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82 Sluggo Win · I only came here to drink beer and watch you beat [insert school]
82 Sluggo Win 
wow you found the houdstooth twins!
You didn’t even mention your first experience with sweet tea. I guess it’s hard to focus with those surroundings. There is nothing better than being in the south.
No, sir. You are awesome.
You’re not as cool as these pictures indicate.
Kisses.
You write too much. You should have more entries like this one. More pictures, less writing.
Just wait until Columbia. More Cocks than you can shake a stick at.
And booze. Lots.
Enjoyed hosting you in Murfreesboro. Mmmm, Mmmmm- Goat.
Hope your time in the South is a good one, and looks like it is.
When you get back to Cali, you’ll be sure to add to your vernacular– ain’t, ya’ll, Shebvull, etc.
Keep us up-to-date, my friend.
Big wow. [yawn]
Seriously, how old were those two chicks in that last photo? Combined age of 20?
What’s the best thing about having sex with eighteen year-olds? There’s eighteen of them.