This is one of the reasons I am driving half the circumference of the Earth

Or perhaps “These are six of the reasons I am driving half the circumference of the Earth”?

Or, if you’re that kind of person, “These are twelve of the reasons I am driving half the circumference of the Earth”.

Also: Notre Dame has -6 rushing yards on the season. UCLA lost by 38. Wheeeeee.

EDIT: Uploaded the rest of the pics here.