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Poised for victorious upthrust of arms, or defeaterly downthrust of face.2007-08 games and stadiums seen
Invesco Field, Denver, CO: CU 31, CSU 28 (OT)
Gaylord Family Oklahoma Memorial Stadium, Norman, OK: OU 51, Miami (Fla.) 13
Memorial Stadium, Lincoln, NE: USC 49, Nebraska 31
Johnny "Red" Floyd Stadium, Murfreesboro, TN: Western Kentucky 20, Middle Tennessee State 17
Lewis Crews Stadium, Huntsville, AL: Huntsville High School 44, Hazel Green High School 0
Bryant-Denny Stadium, Tuscaloosa, AL: Georgia 26, Alabama 23 (OT)
Doak Campbell Stadium, Tallahassee, FL: No game seen.
Raymond James Stadium, Tampa, FL: South Florida 21, West Virginia 13
Ben Hill Griffin Stadium, "The Swamp", Gainesville, FL: Auburn 20, Florida 17
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC: South Carolina 38, Kentucky 23
Clemson Memorial Stadium, "Death Valley", Clemson, SC: Virginia Tech 41, Clemson 23
Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA: Navy 48, Pittsburgh 45 (2OT)
Beaver Stadium, "Happy Valley", State College, PA: Penn State 38, Wisconsin 7
Michigan Stadium, "The Big House", Ann Arbor, MI: No game seen.
Notre Dame Stadium, South Bend, IN: USC 38, Notre Dame 0
Lane Stadium, Blacksburg, VA: Boston College 14, Virginia Tech 10
Jacksonville Municipal Stadium, "The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party", Jacksonville, FL: Georgia 42, Florida 30
M.M. Roberts Stadium, "The Rock", Hattiesburg, MS: Central Florida 34, Southern Miss 17
Louisiana Superdome, "The Sugar Bowl", New Orleans, LA: No game seen.
Tiger Stadium, "Death Valley", Baton Rouge, LA: No game seen.
Ohio Stadium, "The Horseshoe", Columbus, OH: Ohio State 38, Wisconsin 17
Doyt L. Perry Stadium, "The Doyt", Bowling Green, OH: Watched practice.
Waldo Stadium, Kalamazoo, MI: Central Michigan 34, Western Michigan 31
The Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH: Akron 48, Ohio 37
Mountaineer Field, Morgantown, WV: West Virginia 38, Louisville 31
Neyland Stadium, Knoxville, TN: Tennessee 34, Arkansas 13
Sanford Stadium, "Between the Hedges", Athens, GA: No game seen.
Bobby Dodd Stadium, "The Flats", Atlanta, GA: No game seen.
The Georgia Dome, "The Peach Bowl", Atlanta, GA: No game seen.
Indian Stadium, Jonesboro, AR: Arkansas State 31, North Texas 27
Vaught-Hemingway Stadium, Oxford, MS: LSU 41, Ole Miss 24
Kyle Field, College Station, TX: No game seen. But County was interesting. Darrel K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, TX: No game seen. Vince Young posters everywhere. Agh.
Sun Devil Stadium, "The Valley of the Sun", Tempe, AZ: USC 44, Arizona State 24
Stanford Stadium, Palo Alto, CA: Notre Dame 21, Stanford 14
Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, Los Angeles, CA: USC 24, UCLA 7
The Rose Bowl, Pasadena, CA: USC 49, Illinois 17Paid ads
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