Unseasoned, but strong
My armor knows but one kink:
Good hair gel’s pricey.
-Jimmy Clausen
Time returns, wounds heal…
Hah! Next year, your kick returns?
Filed in triplicate.
-Myles Brand
Even four three five
Won’t help you with chloroform
I shall come at night.
-Chan Gailey
QBs turn diamond
Underneath my pressured gaze
Know a good ice guy?
-Dennis Erickson
I bring discipline
Honor, pride and success, too
Plus, army fatigues.
-Randy Shannon
Hail, Persephone!
Thy feet herald our spring game
P.S., I may run.
-Pat White
Late frost burns the bloom
Would a fool not let Springdale
Go fuck its damn self?
-Houston Nutt*
*if you can recognize the haiku this is based on, Mitch Mustain will transfer to your school
82 Sluggo Win 
Late frost burns the bloom
Would a fool not let the belt
Restrain the body?
From Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
We have a winner, and hopefully not through Google.
Congratulations, anonymous: your school, whichever one it may be, will be getting the 2005 Parade magazine high school player of the year.
Now everyone go out and read Good Omens.
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