Seasonal Haiku: Spring doldrums

Unseasoned, but strong
My armor knows but one kink:
Good hair gel’s pricey.

-Jimmy Clausen

Time returns, wounds heal…
Hah! Next year, your kick returns?
Filed in triplicate.

-Myles Brand

Even four three five
Won’t help you with chloroform
I shall come at night.

-Chan Gailey

QBs turn diamond
Underneath my pressured gaze
Know a good ice guy?

-Dennis Erickson

I bring discipline
Honor, pride and success, too
Plus, army fatigues.

-Randy Shannon

Hail, Persephone!
Thy feet herald our spring game
P.S., I may run.

-Pat White

Late frost burns the bloom
Would a fool not let Springdale
Go fuck its damn self?

-Houston Nutt*

*if you can recognize the haiku this is based on, Mitch Mustain will transfer to your school

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3 responses to “Seasonal Haiku: Spring doldrums

  1. Anonymous

    Late frost burns the bloom
    Would a fool not let the belt
    Restrain the body?

    From Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

  2. We have a winner, and hopefully not through Google.

    Congratulations, anonymous: your school, whichever one it may be, will be getting the 2005 Parade magazine high school player of the year.

    Now everyone go out and read Good Omens.

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