HOLLYWOOD – The two winningest coaches in college football history – Joe Paterno of Penn State and Florida State’s Bobby Bowden – are now set to star in what might be next year’s winningest movie: Uwe Boll’s adaptation of the best selling video game franchise Half-Life.
Boll – the director of critically acclaimed video game adaptations [...]
Entries from February 2007
February 28, 2007
Paterno, Bowden to star in “zany” Uwe Boll adaptation of Half-Life
February 20, 2007
Stanford football’s suicide letter criticized for bibliography
PALO ALTO, CA – The suicide letter left by Stanford football has been criticized by the literary community for its “poorly cited” bibliography, prompting a series of back and forths between several journalists, literature publications and even members of Stanford’s own English department. Though there have been no outright accusations of plagiarism, the issue has [...]
February 19, 2007
ProFootballTalk.com is pro-Nazi
Follow closely…
Godwin’s law says “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.”
ProFootballTalk.com is a type of online discussion.
As the online discussion at ProFootballTalk.com grows longer, the probability of a Pete Carroll to [insert NFL franchise here] rumor approaches one.
Those reading a Pete Carroll to [insert NFL [...]
February 17, 2007
Mistaken identity results in record breaking $1.8 trillion Sun Belt Conference, AT&T, AOL-Time Warner merger
NEW ORLEANS – Both the NYSE and NASDAQ received boosts yesterday as unexpected news ushered in a close to the day’s trading: after mistaking the Sun Belt Conference for a telecommunications company, industry giants AT&T and AOL-Time Warner followed up their error by merging with the SBC in a $1.8 trillion dollar deal, the largest [...]
February 13, 2007
Jeff Tedford, World’s Greatest Lover: Valentine’s Day
By Jeff Tedford
Gentlemen. You know what tomorrow is. This coaching staff has spent far too many hours bombarding you with information about tomorrow; they’ve spent twice that many hours thinking about that same information, about how to get it to you, how to package it so you’ll understand the urgency of what just 24 hours [...]
February 12, 2007
Minor delay
Life keeps popping up. Wah wah, says my Grecian chorus.
For the people who enjoy this blog, new stuff is coming. For the people who hate me, new stuff is coming. In the meantime…
If you are from Baton Rouge do not watch the above. Also, if you’re from Baton Rouge, ha-ha.
(Non-judgemental aside: [...]
February 8, 2007
Fucking USC signs another goddamned top-ranked recruiting class
LOS ANGELES, CA – The USC Dickwads capped their fifth straight double digit win season under head liar Pete Carroll by signing another goddamned ridiculous top-ranked recruiting class on National Letter of Intent to Sell Your Soul to the Condoms Day.
Sources say Carroll, above, uses the same methods for both cheerleaders and blue chip recruits: [...]
February 7, 2007
A break from the regularly scheduled tastelessness
Is tastelessness a word? Too many alveolar fricatives in one semantic unit.
I’ve been growing out my facial hair since USC lost to UCLA in the beginning of December. It’s just something I do: don’t shave from game one until whenever the Trojans lose, and once they do lose immediately begin a new beard on Sunday. [...]
February 1, 2007
Hangin’ With Coker: Turn That Frown Upside Down
By Larry Coker
Hey there, folks. It’s Larry Coker.
Today I want to talk about optimism. I’m a firm believer that the glass is always half full, and that belief has impacted my life in so many positive ways. Whenever I check my email the first thing I’m thinking about is getting a letter from a wonderful [...]
