I’m not the first to do a college football related haiku. There have been many, many others. I’m just the worst.
*****
It’s easy as pie
Ma Teresa would leave, too
I’m gonna get paid
-Adrian Peterson
Barely beat Wofford
And Augusta still no-go
Time for new visor?
-Steve Spurrier
Hot damn, beat ‘SC
It’s contract extension time
Cue seven more L’s
-Karl Dorrell
Good season, Satan
Planning almost completed
Last thing: Jade Monkey
-Myles Brand
RoJo to Gainesville?
The ledge is cold but soothing
Go Big Blue swan dive!
-My Michigan friend
4 Comments
January 30, 2007 at 5:31 am
Losing Rojo would call for more than the simple jump off the ledge. If in fact Rojo is roped in by Urban Lie-yer (kekekeke), I’m totally sitting down in front of Schembechler Hall and Thich Quach Duc-ing myself (LINK)
to protest for Carr’s resignation.
January 30, 2007 at 5:38 am
Also—disappointed there is no haiku done in Orgeron-speak. Actually, Orgeron would probably exhaust 17 syllables to ennuciate just one word, so I guess its understandable.
January 30, 2007 at 11:41 am
Orgeron does nay lend himself to the haiku well. The sestina, on the other hand…
January 31, 2007 at 9:36 pm
I actually tried sitting down and writing a sestina from the Orgeron’s POV using the words “shirt”, “fight”, “shrimp[s]“, “rip”, “lemsday” and “footbaw”. I am not joking. I now have a migraine.